"It's Beginning to Sound a Lot Like Allison Crowe"

Travelling by boat right now - with internet access as variable as the seas. So, until the return to land ho, here's a ho, ho, ho - festive post from "1 Heck of a Guy" - Santa's favourite blog written by a psychiatrist that is rife with Leonard Cohen-based hilarity, a love story, essays on broomcorn, and proposals for a county seal featuring Dick Tracy: "It's Beginning to Sound a Lot Like Allison Crowe".